NOT clean

So the cleanse was a big old failure.  I made it through two-thirds of Day 2 and threw in the towel.  I was hungry, cranky, and didn't feel well, convinced that I was "detoxing" and my body was revolting with the input of all this frickin' spinach.  So fuck.  What to do now?  I've really got to get a handle on my eating.  I want and need to lose weight: for health reasons, so I can have a baby, so I feel better physically and emotionally.  Is hibernating an option?